I was actually born today, on leap year..

But for a reason, a joke.

My mom and father, master jokesters, set this up.

Because of their deep hatred for people..

they specifically wanted me to be born on a leap year.

Knowin I was gonna be a handsome Mother Fucker.. and all the girls would want me

They always gave me the fliest clothes and the most expensive jordans.

When I reached 15, I had sex for the first time, and ever since than

I been drillin’ girls… I’ve been telling them I was older than what I was.

I was born in 1992, but on February 29th..

I’ve told everyone I was born on March 1st..

So today, my parents let the joke out, and every single girl that has had sexual

Experiences with me, you’re all Pedophiles!

Have you ever wanted something/someone so bad…

That you caught yourself staring in the sky, HOPING for a shooting star..

JUST so you could wish for It..

And if, just by coincidence it shoots across the sky,

Your eyes are like o_o

Than you close them like -_- and make the wish..

.. I never seen a shooting star but once.. and I wasn’t even looking

when I saw it..